Post by Baron Sir Katzu the Farquestor on Dec 9, 2012 21:09:47 GMT -5
Dear Paladin-King Zachary,
Today the White Light won a mighty victory in Crimson Moon, and there was much smiting in the name of truth and justice! First, we ditched in accordance with the Holy Book of Amtgardia. There was much smiting and handing over of the dead, though no one was raised from the dead, as Necromancy is a profane and evil abomination to be Smited most violently.
Second, we rode out to recover my Man-at-Arms Valmir from the potential of being attacked by bandits. The original plan was to bring him into the Duchy to have his blasphemous Lycanthropy removed or smote out of him, but after consultation with the Priestess-Regent Samara, it was decreed by the church that Lycanthropy is a greater obscenity than banditry, so myself, Baron Squire Master Gigantes, and Squire Thumper decided to ask the question, "WWZD?" Being as there was no Shiner around, we decided to do the next best thing and smite people. We smote bandits, we smote goblins, and we smote lycanthropes. There were others involved in the smiting, but as they are not sworn to the holy causes of Smiting and Shiner, we do not mention them.
We had so much fun smiting monsters and thieves we decided to come back to the Duchy after the mission was accomplished... and smite each other repeatedly by way of two different styles of Iron Man.
Finally, Duke Mfh Badger called court, and the wicked Godric used vile magics against him. Moving with extreme prejudice, I smote him and dispelled the evil sorceries so that your humble Duke could enlighten the masses about the smiting to come in this reign.
White Light Wills It!
Baron Sir Katzu the Farquestor
Today the White Light won a mighty victory in Crimson Moon, and there was much smiting in the name of truth and justice! First, we ditched in accordance with the Holy Book of Amtgardia. There was much smiting and handing over of the dead, though no one was raised from the dead, as Necromancy is a profane and evil abomination to be Smited most violently.
Second, we rode out to recover my Man-at-Arms Valmir from the potential of being attacked by bandits. The original plan was to bring him into the Duchy to have his blasphemous Lycanthropy removed or smote out of him, but after consultation with the Priestess-Regent Samara, it was decreed by the church that Lycanthropy is a greater obscenity than banditry, so myself, Baron Squire Master Gigantes, and Squire Thumper decided to ask the question, "WWZD?" Being as there was no Shiner around, we decided to do the next best thing and smite people. We smote bandits, we smote goblins, and we smote lycanthropes. There were others involved in the smiting, but as they are not sworn to the holy causes of Smiting and Shiner, we do not mention them.
We had so much fun smiting monsters and thieves we decided to come back to the Duchy after the mission was accomplished... and smite each other repeatedly by way of two different styles of Iron Man.
Finally, Duke Mfh Badger called court, and the wicked Godric used vile magics against him. Moving with extreme prejudice, I smote him and dispelled the evil sorceries so that your humble Duke could enlighten the masses about the smiting to come in this reign.
White Light Wills It!
Baron Sir Katzu the Farquestor